YOU WIN!!

While this is by no means the ONLY hidden link on the page, this is the only one that's actually really INTENDED to be found. So what do we have for you as a reward, well, 2 pictures... one is of that spooky purple door again (NBC says that the door is getting it's own spin-off series in the fall) but also a HIGLY entertaining picture. BEHOLD!!

A PICTURE OF A CHILD WITH A PINK HAT FEEDING A KANGAROO THAT'S SCREWING!! YES!!!! This is the greatest picture ever... I am so amazed... you cannot even BEGIN to comprehend the deep metaphorical meaning behind the absolutely steller example of modern photography... isn't it exquisite!? (To see it better click the link)

Ok, so I lied about the link, I initially planned to have a link to a much bigger image of the same thing, but I just don't have the energy to do it. Sorry. If you really MUST HAVE a large copy of the picture, then you can email me and I will send it to you, I really doubt that's going to happen though, since if it did, you'd be automatically a huge loser, I mean... what POSSIBLE reason could you have for wanting this picture?? I mean seriously now...

There it is ladies and gentlemen... THE DOOR. Now, as I was staring at this door one fateful night, it came to me that this door could have a rather interesting story that goes along with it, so right now for your reading pleasure, I give you: Purple Door Alternate Story #1!

One day, Mr. Johnson came home and realized that his door was painted purple, he thought it was odd but brushed it off, it was probably his wife's doing. He walked up the stairs as he had hundreds of times before and opened the door. On the other side of the door was sort of black hole that sucked him into another dimension and he was never seen again. The instant prior to be sucked in, Mr. Johnson realized that he wasn't married.